Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 04:06:17 -0800 (PST)
From: Nate Ledbetter <
ltdomer98@...>
Subject: Job opportunities for Classically trained Ninja
Spent thousands of dollars and at least 3 weeks of
time on "ninja" training? Don't know what to do with
that straight sword of yours? Join Black Market
Babies.com!
"Ryu Hayabusa
Background: Ryu's past is shrouded in secrecy. It is
known that he attended the last surviving school of
ninjitsu near Mt. Fuji in Japan but was expelled for
"inappropriate behavior." It is assumed that this
dishonor may have caused him to lose connection with
humanity, but this is mostly an inference drawn from
the 20-30 ninja corpses he left littered throughout
Japan. He joined BlackMarketBabies.com in order to pay
off his credit card debt.
Favorite Requisition Tactic: Ninja swiftness.
Goal in Life: Death. "
http://www.black-market-babies.com/employees.html
(If you can't tell this is a satirical website, you
probably need to be sterilized. But then, you'd just
be trying to get babies through the website, wouldn't
you? So I'll spell it out: IT'S A JOKE!)
Awww... That can't be right. You sure? I just sent them my application,
man!
Gereg