R battle between swords and guns-Tom Helm: Scots vs. Samurai

Ach, a wee bit o' puckish humor here. I still dinnae know if those samurai
cuid maun hae stood up tae a charge o' claymore swinging Highlanders running
at 25 miles per hour, led by that deil, The Bonnie Dundee. Methinks the
samurai and ashigaru wuid hae been diced into callop--highland steak----by the
three fuit long claymores and Lochaber axes--which cut off many a horse's head
with one deft sweep! I still want tae sweep off my SO--new kilt and all-- and
see the Auld Hame someday! My heart still is in the Hielands----a chasing the
deer. LOL. Jock Murphy


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