Historical figures and their comments on the Shinsengumi

I figured since we had the thing about "Why did the Chicken Cross the
Road?" I'd come up with one of "Historical Figures and their comments
on the Shinsengumi". Feel free to add your own.

--M.

P.S. I think we forgot Saizou's answer to "Why did the Chicken Cross
the Road?": "BUKI!"

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HISTORICAL FIGURES
(and their comments on the Shinsengumi)

Friedrich Nietszche (hopping up and down like a madman): Kondou is
dead, we have killed him!

Bill Clinton: I did not have improper relations with that woman, Hara
Gorou's sister...

Tokugawa Ieyasu: If the Hijikata doesn't sing, I'll wait until he
does.

Osama bin Laden: DIE INFIDEL FARMERS!

Buddha: What is the sound of one Harada eating?

George W. Bush: God bless you all, and may God contine to bless
Sasaki Tadasaburou.

Jesus: Give unto Kondou what is Kondou's...

Saddam Hussein: What? Do I look like I'm hiding them?

John the Baptist: Repent! The Wolves of Mibu are near!

Emperor Claudius: It's s-s-s-se...errr, it's harakiri for you!

Richard Nixon: Tape recorders were before their time...(whispers)
Fortunately...

John F. Kennedy: Ich bin ein potato!

LOL wouldn't we all love to hear those people say that? I like the Kondou one the best. =^.^=


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