Below is a song mangled by secretarytocapt3 for my own sick
pleasure...
Many details about Shinsengumi history are suppressed, or distorted
for the sake of IMperial propaganda!
However the truth is, even within the ranks of the New Selection
Group certain secrets remain in the shadows.
Serizawa Kamo, the wild duck and outrageously out of control first
chief of the group was dispatched by his own men,
not because of his drunkeness
his womanizing
or his brawling
but his hustlin'
The following lyrics were rewritten by the original song Chinatown
Hustler by NOTORIOUSMSG.com (listen to the original here:
http://www.myspace.com/notoriousmsg contains adult language, not work
safe!)
TITLE: Kyoto Hustler
Miso drinkers we're back
Ser-za-wa with the hot track
Lyrical tanto cutting off yo saihu (purse)
I feel no pain, I'm insane
Smoke yo ass and eat a bowl of udon
I'm a genuine Kyo-to OG
Original Shin-sen-gu-mi
New day, new game
Buy your tempura and say it's nasty
Kyoto fastfood-bitch���.
I'm a pimp, never slick
Pick my nose with a pair of chopstick
Charmin them onna just to pay the rent
I turn out your girl for a ryo
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto Hustler
Bonafied, crazy ancestor worshipper
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto hustler
Bonafied, crazy miso drinker
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Bonafied crazy samurai man
Pulling out my sword, adjust my fan
Watch yo buddies drop when I take a slash at
Yo ass
Ain't nobody gonna last
Ser-za-wa clique gonna take you out fast
Not gonna stop my flow
To run these streets you got to keep it down
Low
I know
We ain't being outdone
Straight from the ghetto like Mu-sa-shi
That's right yeah
Steal the beans out your mochi bun
All in the name of being number one
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto Hustler
Bonafied, crazy ancestor worshipper
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto hustler
Bonafied, crazy miso drinker
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Bonafied crazy samurai man
Life is a struggle for scum
Want to bring the hustle and run
Living in the ghetto no fun
Got to hustle in the midnight sun
Life is a struggle for scum
Want to bring the hustle and run
Living in the ghetto no fun
Got to hustle in the midnight sun
Yeah yeah yeah
Fight to live, live to fight
Got to break some bones when the money's
Right
I'm doing my just to get the bento-meal
With sumo wrestlers versus Japanese steel
Keep it real
In the flesh I'm a killer
Packin' more rage than the tiger
What the deal in Kyo-to
Who Know?
I've more talent than your entire do-jo
Got a better chance against me in a casino
Than living the Kyo-to ghetto
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto Hustler
Bonafied, crazy ancestor worshipper
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto hustler
Bonafied, crazy miso drinker
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Bonafied crazy samurai man
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto Hustler
Bonafied, crazy ancestor worshipper
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Kyoto Hustler
Live and die like a Kyoto hustler
Bonafied, crazy miso drinker
In the town that's a mother to the hustler
Bonafied crazy samurai man