Title: Aizu Joushitai!

Chapter 1: Waiiii!! (fangirl scream)

Author: Shimazu Masayoshi

E-mail: patriot014@hotmail.com

Source: History. So there.

Main character(s): Aizu Joushitai. Yes, you heard right. That group of fangirls we all love, and their crushes-- Shinsengumi people, Aizu retainers, Nagaoka retainers, Tokugawa hatamoto (direct retainers), and pretty much any good-looking guy with a fundo—I mean, a sword. Heh. It may be historical, but it’s set in semi-modern times. Or more like Bakumatsu times with 21^st century technology. So there. Stop looking at me like that, it’s scary…(hides)

Archived on the website:  NO

General Rating:  PG-13

Warning:  it's just really lame to read…but fine to write

Disclaimer:  These people are historical. I didn’t make them up. So there. Takeko-sama please don’t kill me…Oh, and Katamari Damacy is a copyright of Namco, inc. And PS2 is a copyright of Playstation, or whoever makes it. So there.

Ding-dong!

Takeko: I’ll get it!

(Walks over to the door—opens it)

Takeko: Um…sorry this is an all-girls meeting.

Yamamoto Yaeko: A-HEM!!

Takeko: (sweatdrop) Oh, Yae-chan! Why didn’t you say anything?

Yaeko: Stupid shoulder-length hair…

Takeko: Come in, come in!

(Yaeko leaves her geta by the door)

Kouko (Takeko’s mom): Yae-chan! So good to see you again! Come in, come in! (hands her a glass of champagne) Try some—it’s good! Some foreign stuff. Shamu…shamupa….oh whatever, it’s nice and fizzy!

Yaeko: Oh…uh, thanks, Mrs. N….(takes glass and swallows a gulp). Wow…that’s not bad! (plops down in sofa)

Takeko: (sits in couch across from her, ever so ladylike) So? What’s the news?

Yaeko: Uh…what news?

Takeko: You know…from your brother…

Yaeko: OH! My brother…yes, yes…the Matsushiro han fugitives, something having to do with Sakuma Shozan-sensei, the weirdo they had teaching there. At any rate, my brother gave me this…

Takeko: Yae-chan, this is a spent shotgun cartridge.

Yaeko: Oops. I mean this…

Takeko: (looks item over…eyes bug out) Yae-chan…you didn’t…

Yaeko: Take-chan, stop hugging the photos…you’re gonna crease them…

Takeko: Er…(stops) But still…his working with Shinsengumi has its benefits.

(Youko wanders in)

Youko: Take-chan, where’s my copy of Katamari Damacy? Is it—whoa, baby!!

Takeko: Yae-chan’s brother…he got these from the hot springs…

Youko: Waiiii!!! Hijikata-sama is so hot………

Yaeko: (sweatdrop) Hehehe…glad you two are enjoying it!

(meanwhile, just outside)

SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!

(Enter the Hirata sisters, Kochou and Yoshi)

Hirata sisters: Hijikata?! Fundoshi?! Where?!!

(Yaeko points)

Kochou: Oh…sorry about that. Still getting used to the brakes on that Mazda Miata.

Takeko: Hey, what have I ALWAYS told you guys? Z8 all the way…but at any rate…CHECK THESE OUT! (holds up photos)

Yoshi: (melts) Hijikata-sama, Kondou-sama, Saitou-sama, and Yaeko’s brother Kakuma-sama…having fun…in the baths…

Youko: By the way, speaking of baths…Kikuko-chan should be over after she helps her mother get that new dishwasher.

Takeko: (pouts) Aww…more fundoshi for us!! Waii!!!

--The end. For now.

(Runs away from imminent barrage of computer keyboards and half-broken sake cups)